Kimmy Eckman is a resurrected character in the Backyard Sports series, who is the sugar addict of the group. She was discontinued along with other 11 Backyard characters during the 2007-2009 era. She returned for the mobile app era of the series starting with Backyard Baseball 2015. Kimmy Eckman is the recurring character in The Backyard Show. She is voiced by Lani Minella in the first season and Sue Rose in the 2nd to 4th seasons. Episodes focusing. Jan 18, 2017 Kimmy Eckman. There’s not a single fiber of my being that doesn’t think every last Backyard Sports character wanted to push this little sugar-high brat right down the stairs.
Kimmy Eckman. Kimmy. Fuckin. Eckman. There’s not a single fiber of my being that doesn’t think every last Backyard Sports character wanted to push this little sugar-high brat right down the stairs. And I don’t blame them either. I mean come on. Hey sweetheart, why don’t you stop huffing fuckin’ pixie sticks on first base and get your ass down the line to break up this double play my handicapped pal Kenny is about to ground into.
But that’s neither here nor there.
Kimmy was a sweet little girl. She was cute, and sassy, and was always chompin’ away on some sort of candy. She hung around with Jocinda and Dante, and she was always outgoing and bubbly.
But then, she got older.
Things sort of got a little out of control for little Kimmy there after middle school. As soon as she got to high school she started hanging with the older crowd. And inherently with that, came some new hobbies and activities. You know, the candy cigarettes turned into 27s, the Coca-Cola’s sort of morphed into coke and rolling, the whole thing just got a little more…adult.
And speaking of adult, Kimmy also started hanging out with a lot more guys. She was constantly surrounded by anywhere from 1-5 of them. She was always joking around with them, and wearing her tank tops in the parking lot in February, and helping pick things up very slowly when they mistakenly dropped them. And most of the time, she herself would appear disheveled and overheated.
But anyways.
Not-so-little Kimmy got sent away after her junior year of high school. One day she just up and vanished. Never to be seen again. A ghost in the wind, or whatever.
Rumors ran rampant about where she was and what she was doing. Some said her family sent her to become a Catholic Nun. Others said they sold her to farmers in return for some livestock and oats. There were even whispers that Kimmy because a famous movie star in California and that her work could only be seen on certain websites.
The truth is that no one knows what ever happened to little candy eatin’, joke tellin’, shit causin’ Kimmy Ekman. Backyard sports series.
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But what we do know is that you can totally find out with a monthly subscription of $9.99 and some decent WiFi.